Couldn't resist

So, I gave in to my guilty pleasure and did a survey, and it took a long time and I'm tired and it's not even fun/funny! Deal with it!

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Blue.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes.

4. Do you plan outfits? seriously? Um, yes? Seriously. Not every day or anything. But sometimes.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Oh, you mean RIGHT now? Tired, stuffed up, thirsty.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red? A throw pillow! Right on top of my lap!

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having: Shut up, I won't. I don't remember any recent dreams.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Um...no. I talked to a gazillion people but they were all people I knew. A little girl was at my office and kept sneaking around the corner by my desk and spying on me, but we never met. It was corporate espionage, pure and simple.

9. What are you craving right now? Sleep.

10. Do you floss daily? Oh yes. Every day. It's very important to me. Did you know you're supposed to floss before you brush your teeth, not after? Totally true!

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Ahh! Someone was eating what smelled like a bowl of hot cabbage at my work today and it was sicko.

12. Are you emotional? No, only if you push me to the edge of tiredness and stress. Then I am emotional AND irrational.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? That sounds horrible. No. Don't waste my time.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick. Who wants to stick their teeth into that? A waste of deliciousness.

15. Do you like your hair? Nope! It is in a horrible, awkward, geeky growing out phase. The ends are nasty, the ends don't match the roots, and I do not know how to style it. It is a sad situation.

16. Do you like yourself? Generally.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Hmm, I was not expecting to get that offer. I guess so?

18. What are you listening to right now? Thirteen Going on Thirty is on in the background. I guess I'm in the midst of a Jennifer Garner obsession.

19. Are your parents strict? Honestly, I don't really know. I didn't really push the limits much.

20. Would you go sky diving? No! Unless I went on the Amazing Race. If I were brave enough to go on the show, I'd know skydiving might be a part of it, and I would want to die inside but would have to agree to sky dive in tandem with someone. Eee I don't want to!

21. Do you like cottage cheese? Oh, no. I've tried. Cottage cheese should not exist.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Heyoooooo! Arsenio Hall!

23. Do you rent movies often? Yes. And TV shows on DVD.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? My wedding ring. My glimmering shimmering eyes.

25. How many countries have you visited? 6

26. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes.

27. Have you ever been on a train? Yes.

28. Brown or white eggs? I like the look of brown eggshells.

29. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes. I had the worst phone in the world for a while, a white Chocolate phone that was embarrassingly faulty. It really messed with me and was always beeping in my ear and showing me weird screens. Now I have a delightful cell-phone (why are we hyphenating this, survey? you weirdo!) with a full text keyboard. Whoop!

30. Do you use Chap Stick? Yeah dude.

31. Do you own a gun? Who are you talking to? No!

32. Can you use chop sticks? If I have to. I want the ones that they make for babies, where the ends are permanently attached for easy breezy chopsticking.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Brad, Emmy, Sidney Bristow.

34. Are you too forgiving? No.

35. Ever been in love? Yes.

36. What is your best (good) friend(s) doing tomorrow? Working.

37. Ever have cream puffs? No? I don't like things with creamy centers. Not even the world's best and most precious eclair.

38. Last time you cried? I don't remember, but today I coughed so hard that my eyes watered and made me look like I'd been having an emotional breakdown.

39. What was the last question you asked? What are you doing tomorrow?

40. Favorite time of the year? I like when seasons turn; the beginning of each one is perfect and refreshing.

41. Do you have any tattoos? No, no, no. I'm afraid of needles and long-term decisions.

42. Are you sarcastic? Yes, sometimes. I don't think I pull off sarcasm very attractively, though.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? No. No thanks.

44. Ever walked into a wall? Not completely. I bang my shoulders into door frames all the time. I have man shoulders but my brain never remembers about them.

45. Favorite color? Green.

46. Have you ever slapped someone? Probably? I'm sure I've slapped my brother. I've done some shin kicking in my day too.

47. Is your hair curly? Wavy when air dried. Curly never.

48. What was the last CD you bought? Um, I don't know. I should know. The CD I've been meaning to listen to a lot (but have not yet been) is Manchester Orchestra.

49. Do looks matter? Well, yes.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Once a cheater, always a cheater! That's from Friends, and it's a line that is stuck in my brain. Thank you, Ross and Rachel! With enough time and wisdom, I think it is possible to forgive most things.

51. Is your phone bill sky high? No? What a weird question.

52. Do you like your life right now? I love the summertime! Except that my house is so toasty.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, I hate that. Only if I fall asleep on the couch temporarily.

54. Can you handle the truth? Yes? Can you ask me meaningless questions in the form of iconic movie lines?

55. Do you have good vision? Oh yes. Glasses free since 1980!

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes. Dislike.

57. How often do you talk on the phone? Occasionally. I kind of hate my phone. I almost never have my ringer turned on, and I don't like answering it.

58. The last person you held hands with? Brad. And Emmy and I hold hands a lot.

59. What are you wearing right now? Lounge wear. A leisure suit.

60. What is your favorite animal? Dog. Emmy has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of dogs. I want all of them to be my buddy.

61. Where was your profile picture taken at? Um, is this a Facebook question? On a boat. Never thought I'd be on a bo-oat!

62. Can you hula hoop? Yes.

63. Do you have a job? Yes.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought? Coffee.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? It seems impossible that I wouldn't have done this, but I can't remember having to. I remember locking Danyeal, Marty, and myself out of my apartment a few years ago, but Marty saved the day by crawling through the bathroom window that time. He came in through the bathroom window.